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weekend recap... [Nov. 7th, 2004|08:06 pm]
lexhessjuju
[mood |anxiousanxious]

FLOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


NEXT WEEKEND WILL BE A DOOZIE THOUGH...WE ARE ALL SUPER EXCITED.
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fun times [Oct. 31st, 2004|01:41 pm]
lexhessjuju
[mood |cheerfulcheerful]
[music |WHISKEY LULLABY]

UMM WELL THE SONGS OF THE WEEKEND.....
JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS WE ARE SO GOOD AT SINGING...

White Houses(WITH WINDOWS DOWN!! REALLY FUN TIMES)
Crashed on the floor when I moved in
This little bunk alone with some strange new friends
Stay up too late, and I'm too thin
We promise each other it's til the end
Now we're spinning empty bottles
It's the five of us
With pretty eyed boys girls die to trust
I can't resist the day
No, I can't resist the day

Jenny screams out and it's no pose (AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
'Cause when she dances she goes and goes
Beer through the nose on an inside joke
I'm so excited, I haven't spoken
And she's so pretty, and she's so sure
Maybe I'm more clever than a girl like her
The summer's all in bloom
The summer is ending soon

It's alright and it's nice not to be so alone
But I hold on to your secrets in white houses

Maybe I'm a little bit over my head
I come undone at the things he said
And he's so funny in his bright red shirt
We were all in love and we all got hurt
I sneak into his car's black leather seat
The smell of gasoline in the summer heat
Boy, we're going way too fast
It's all too sweet to last

It's alright
And I put myself in his hands
But I hold on to your secrets in white houses
Love, or something ignites in my veins
And I pray it never fades in white houses

My first time, hard to explain
Rush of blood, oh, and a little bit of pain
On a cloudy day, it's more common than you think
He's my first mistake

Maybe you were all faster than me
We gave each other up so easily
These silly little wounds will never mend
I feel so far from where I've been
So I go, and I will not be back here again
I'm gone as the day is fading on white houses
I lie, put my injuries all in the dust
In my heart is the five of us
In white houses

And you, maybe you'll remember me
What I gave is yours to keep
In white houses
In white houses
In white houses




Whiskey Lullaby

She put him out like the burnin' end of a midnight cigarette (ALEXIS' SOLO)
She broke his heart he spent his whole life tryin' to forget
We watched him drink his pain away a little at a time
But he never could get drunk enough to get her off his mind
Until the night
1st Chorus
He put that bottle to his head and pulled the trigger
And finally drank away her memory
Life is short but this time it was bigger
Than the strength he had to get up off his knees
We found him with his face down in the pillow
With a note that said I'll love her till I die
And when we buried him beneath the willow
The angels sang a whiskey lullaby
(Sing lullaby) (JUJU DOES THE LULLABY!!) SHE'S SO GOOD
The rumors flew but nobody know how much she blamed herself (JESSICA'S SOLO)
For years and years she tried to hide the whiskey on her breath
She finally drank her pain away a little at a time
But she never could get drunk enough to get him off her mind
Until the night
2nd Chorus
She put that bottle to her head and pulled the trigger
And finally drank away his memory
Life is short but this time it was bigger
Than the strength she had to get up off her knees
We found her with her face down in the pillow
Clinging to his picture for dear life
We laid her next to him beneath the willow
While the angels sang a whiskey lullaby
(Sing lullaby)

REALLY FUN WEEKEND W/ SO MANY GREAT STORIES!!
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(no subject) [Oct. 24th, 2004|05:37 pm]
lexhessjuju
[mood |contemplativecontemplative]
[music |Live Life like You Were Dying by Tim McGraw]

Hey fuckers!!! Wow...what a weekend.....actually it wasn't so hott.. but oh well..

Friday- We were all three at the football game...fun times minus non drinking.. FLOP! coach was a doozie tho. then we all went to sonic and thank goodness there was no awkard sharts there.

Saturday- Jess and Juju were home due to hip and sickness. Jess is pretty much dying and Juju went to sleep for like life...and Lex just went and hung out w/ some great jews... and then Matt, Nat and Brooke went to her house!! But juju and jess couldn't come due to there dyingness :(. sad times...

Sunday- Jess had a wonderful morning praying at church, while juju was sleeping and lex went to ulta to get the coolest iron EVER. It straightens and dries hair! DOUBLE DOOZIE!

So we need suggestions for our halloween costumes...so be a sweetie and leave suggestions...

We were thinking possibly mary and her little lambs....or maybe a hot dog, ketchup and mustard... well who knows??? Halloween will be a doozie no matter what we are.
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(no subject) [Oct. 23rd, 2004|07:27 pm]
lexhessjuju
[music |Matt Nathanson]

First things first, "Life's a Dance" by John Michael Montgomery might be the best country song ever.
 OK so it's been awhile but we've been busy and having hung out all together IN LIFE
I changed our icon and it's a doozie... watch out we say that a lot now.
It's been a hell of a week, starting with last weekend (can we say mostly FLOP)
We didn't get our pictures with H squared or Clucker last night, but it's okay we will next time
Alexis and I need dates to homecoming so we can go since Janan is going
If you want to go, we'll go with you
<3 Jipetto

 

Oh and also, Matt Nathanson is like a god...

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ACL [Sep. 18th, 2004|10:55 pm]
lexhessjuju
hey it's juj again!!ACL HAS BEEN SO FUN...Last night me lauren hess and lex all went together and we watched franz ferdinand, los lonely boys, and sheryl crow from far away. We are so cool and took lots of pictures of us laying in the grass in a circle with our heads in the middle. Today had to be the best though. It was soooo flipping hot outside though and according to my brother I look like I've been roasted...so yeah I'm really burnt. IT WAS WORTH IT THOUGH. We were watching Old 97's and they were alright, but they didn't play my favorite song, so it was kind of a downer. Then, Hess almost died (not really she just got sick and puked) and so her and lex were gone for a really long time so piwonk and I were hanging out next to this really weird guy who was OBSESSED with old 97's and kept talking to us. His laugh was really creepy too. Then we saw modest mouse and they were really good. We finally met up with Hess and Lex again we were in the FUCKING FRONT ROW for dashboard!!!!!!!!!!!! It was AMAZING!!! Before the show even started Lauren and I smiled at Chris Carrabba and he looked over and smiled back and it made my life. Wow we are such groupies, but that's what makes us so cool. We made friends with trey the security guard. He gave us free water which ruled a lot since it was hot as hell. Whenever we would yell he would point at us and Chris Carrabba would look over and smile and he's pretty much the hottest thing ever. It was sooo much fun and so worth waiting like 5 hours just to see them play. When we were walking down barton springs road to get picked up we were so delirious and singing and we had our arms linked like in the wizard of oz. Next year, we're bringing tandem bikes hahaha. I LOVE OUR ACL GROUP!!LEX HESS AND PIWONK I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW!Ben Kweller, Jack Johnson, Ben Harper..it's going to be really fun. Ok peace out I am sooo tired
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ACL HOOTY HOO [Sep. 17th, 2004|06:24 pm]
lexhessjuju
Hey it's juj! I realized I haven't written in this this thing by myself yet so I decided I needed to write. I'm on my sister's old laptop and it makes me feel really cool. I feel really smart.Ok anyways lex and hess are on their way over and then piwonk is coming and we are going to go to ACL!!!!I'm so flipping excited we are going to have so much fun. Franz Ferdinand tonight woot woop! PLUS, I have a sort of secret plan which I havent told beyonce and kelly yet. I always get stuck with the rejects of trios...I'm Michelle of Destiny's Child and NO ONE knows who she is, but its ok I'm going solo. So today was so incredibly long I'm so glad it's the weekend but I have a lot of homework that I don't plan on doing. Oh yes and the physics quiz raped me today! AND it is way fun to write a person your mad at a letter and not send it to them because you can pretty much say everything that you have ever wanted to. YAY FOR LEX HESS JUJ NIGHT TONIGHT!!!!IM SO EXCITED THEY ARE MY FAVORITES!!

i think our lunch table rules A LOT if only alexis were in it then it would be complete

HAPPY ALMOST BDAY SARA!!!I LOVE YOU!
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Rosh Hashanah [Sep. 15th, 2004|11:35 pm]
lexhessjuju
HEY FUCKERS!!!!!!!!! ITS THE JEW REPORTING....WELL HAPPY JEWISH NEW YEAR.... JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS THE DESTINY'S CHILD PICTURE IS THE THREE OF US. IM BEYONCE, JESS IS KELLY AND JUJU IS MICHELLE(SHE ALWAYS GETS THE SHITTY PEOPLE) BUT OH WELL. WELL BIG NEWS OF THE DAY LITTLE LAUREN PIWONKA GOT HER LEFT SPLITS!! SNAPS FOR HER!! WELL WE HAD ABOUT 80 FUCKING PEOPLE OVER FOR DINNER TONIGHT AND IT WAS A SMIDGE HELLISH. BUT MALLORY FROM SAN DIEGO CAME AND MADE MY LIFE!!!!!! TOMORROW I DONT HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL WHICH IS AWESOME BUT I WONT GET TO SEE MY JESS AND JUJU ALL DAY LONG :(. OHH WELL WE ARE HAVING A JUJ LEX HESS WEEKEND SO IT WILL MAKE UP FOR IT. OK WELL THATS ALL FOLKS.. SORRY THAT WAS GAY

SIGNING OFF...
LEX


POPCORN ELTON JOHN!
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we have come to a conclusion. [Sep. 15th, 2004|10:47 pm]
lexhessjuju
[mood |mischievousmischievous]
[music |lets get it on - marvin gaye]

So Janan and I are talking online right now, so this is kind of a joint entry. But ... we have come up with a reason for why many a male is just retarded when it comes to females! Here it goes: The entire male species is of homosexual nature. No offense to any guys, well actually MUCH offense to some, but really we think that the only reason men go for women is to hide their true sexuality. We think it's very logical and accurate. Oh and my computers name is Tina and Juj's is BJ. She says its after Ben and Jerry's that she was eating bc she's a fat kid trapped in a skinny body. Whatever you say Juj...

Jess3234: ROCK PAPER SCISSORS ONE TWO THREE SHOW jsweet2178: ROCK Jess3234: PAPER

So today is Jew Day (alexis calls it that, we don't really know how to spell Rosh sakdlfjksa...) and we are going to miss Lex terribly tomorrow. But , this weekend is...

ACL!!!!!!!!

YAY!!! and it's also miss Sara Case's sweet ass 16th birthday!!! WOOT WOOP!!!

Also, if you're ever really angry or upset with someone, write them a letter, print it out, but don't send it to them. Just keep it or rip it up or something. It is soooo great.

Friday is the night of lex/juju/hess and it's gonna be GRRRREATness at the house of coach. Woohoo!!

popcorn reading is the best thing i have evvvver done. maybe we can do some on friday.

also... we should all go to the BSB concert whenever it is. that AND the jojo/ashlee simpson tour. WOW good stuff.

OKAY bed time for hess. lex and juj are my life...duh... I'M SO EXCITED FOR THIS WEEKEND MY LIFE WILL BE COMPLETE!!! dashboarrrrrrrd... jack johnsonnn to name a few 

oh and alexis finally saw mallory and IT IS SO EXCITING bc we love mallory LOADS. she's so great!!

and mr fuck a friend of an ex (you know who you are) - DIE IN A HOLE . alexis is going to chop up your parts and serve them to you in a smoothie HA

bye bye!!

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Mmmmmmbop [Sep. 15th, 2004|09:45 pm]
lexhessjuju
[mood |hornyhorny]
[music |bob schneider .. ohhhh yes]

Just one quick thing to say

 

 

WE'RE GOING TO ACL THIS WEEKEND ALL 3 DAYS!!!!!!!!

 

if you're lucky you'll see us moshing.

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ONE GAY SATURDAY NIGHT [Sep. 11th, 2004|10:04 pm]
lexhessjuju
[mood |chipperchipper]
[music |This is how we do it--Montel Jordan]

Hey fuckers!! we aren't quite sure if anyone reads this, but here it goes...
So its alexis and janan right now(2/3 of the trio) because gay mess (starstepper jess) is like grounded by mz. pj. NOT HAPPY WITH PJ!! Well today was kind of an awkward day for us. Alexis went to work with jessica from like 11-5 and they worked on some fun things like high kicks and such. Awkward juj slept till 3 (no surprise there because she's on hyline and had a big game last night) Well we lost the game but APPARENTLY 1/2 H SQUARED SAID THEY GOT A 9.8/10!!! Much better than the two week ago 6.5!! SNAPS FOR JUJU AND COMPANY!! Friday was also a very special day because it was little lauren's big 17th bday!! HAPPY BDAY LAUREN (piwonkass) WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!! This is juj now...me and Alexis are sitting in our boy shorts from Walmart (great place where you can be yourself for a whopping price of $6.99). Well we're kind of sad because we're missing one of our musketeers. Things are also awkward because we both couldn't finish a whole pint of ice cream each (which is especially awkward for juj because shes fat kid trapped in a skinny body says lex). Tomorrow we have something planned for a special someone...only the coolest people know what it is. Please leave us comments because that would really boost the self of steem and we don't really have any friends except for eachother.Well it's been fun. Hope everyones having a gay saturday night!We're going to watch Eurotrip then Hannibal. PEACE OUT

Signing off.
Lex and Juju

WE MISS YOU MESS
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